Month: March 2023
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The King of Snazziland
Once upon a time, in the unusual kingdom of Snazziland, there was a king named Benedict. He ruled the country from a train car on the subway. Yes, you heard that right, a train car on the subway! But that’s not even the most absurd part. His throne was an old suitcase, and his cat,…
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Cover Letter
Dear Hiring Manager, I am writing to express my keen interest in the Tedium Specialist position at your esteemed organization. With over a decade of experience in watching grass grow and paint dry, I am confident that I possess the unique skills, knowledge, and abilities that your organization is looking for. My expertise in tedium…
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Syllabus – Counting Jelly Beans
Course Description: This course is designed to explore the rich history of guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar, from its origins in carnival games to its use in marketing and advertising. Students will learn about different counting techniques and strategies for making educated guesses, and will have the opportunity to conduct experiments…
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Zen and the Art of Gardening like Chess, Laundry…
Chapter 1 – Gardening: As I dug my hands into the soil, I couldn’t help but think of the chessboard. The way the pieces moved and jostled for position reminded me of how each plant in my garden competed for sunlight and nutrients. Suddenly, a woman appeared at my side. “You have a green thumb,”…
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The Conniving Cat and the Deaf Granny
Setting: A cozy living room with antique furniture, a rocking chair, and a lazy cat sleeping on a cushion. Characters: Granny, a sweet but completely deaf old lady, and Mr. Whiskers, a mischievous cat. [Granny is sitting in her rocking chair, reading a book. Mr. Whiskers is sleeping on a cushion next to her.] Mr.…
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