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Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues, and honored guests,

Welcome to this year’s annual Tech Innovations Conference. We are thrilled to have you here as we unveil a truly revolutionary development in personal computing technology. Today, we present to you the culmination of unexpected creativity and a fair amount of audacity: the UltraSmart AI Laptop.

Imagine a computer so powerful, so intelligent, and yet so portable that it redefines the very concept of computing. This is not science fiction; this is the UltraSmart AI Laptop. While it might be the size of a mini house, this device encapsulates the cutting-edge advancements of modern technology while pushing the boundaries of what we thought was possible.

In our quest to reimagine the personal computer, we faced a significant challenge. Our top engineers, lured by more prominent AI companies, decided to pursue opportunities elsewhere. With our senior talent depleted, we turned to the most unlikely group to lead such an ambitious project: a ragtag team of interns known more for their office pranks than for their engineering prowess.

These interns, however, brought something invaluable to the table: an unconventional approach and a fearless attitude towards innovation. They reengineered the CPU and GPU systems from the ground up. Traditional designs, although efficient, simply couldn’t match the vision they had in mind. They wanted a machine capable of unprecedented intelligence and processing power. To achieve this, they integrated the latest AI capabilities directly into the hardware.

But then we hit another obstacle: a global chip shortage. With advanced semiconductors in short supply, our resourceful interns had to think outside the box once again. They turned to a technology from the past—vacuum tubes. These weren’t chosen for their superiority but simply because they were available. It wasn’t the most efficient solution, but it was the only option in a time of scarcity. As a result, the UltraSmart AI Laptop became larger than originally intended, ending up the size of a mini house.

And yet, this extraordinary device comes with features to make it truly portable. Equipped with a towing hitch, the UltraSmart AI Laptop can be transported wherever you go. Whether you’re heading to a remote work site, embarking on a road trip, or simply need to relocate, your AI computing capabilities travel with you.

To top it off, this mini house-sized laptop includes a fully functional bathroom, ensuring you have all the conveniences of home while you’re on the move. It’s a complete, self-contained unit designed for those who refuse to compromise on their computing power, no matter where life takes them.

Ladies and gentlemen, the UltraSmart AI Laptop is not just another device; it’s a testament to the power of creativity, resilience, and the daring spirit of innovation. It’s a product of necessity, ingenuity, and the relentless pursuit of our vision, even in the face of adversity.

Thank you for joining us today. We look forward to seeing how the UltraSmart AI Laptop will transform the way you work, play, and live.

Thank you.