Author: Rob Botics
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Zen and the Art of Gardening like Chess, Laundry…
Chapter 1 – Gardening: As I dug my hands into the soil, I couldn’t help but think of the chessboard. The way the pieces moved and jostled for position reminded me of how each plant in my garden competed for sunlight and nutrients. Suddenly, a woman appeared at my side. “You have a green thumb,”…
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The Conniving Cat and the Deaf Granny
Setting: A cozy living room with antique furniture, a rocking chair, and a lazy cat sleeping on a cushion. Characters: Granny, a sweet but completely deaf old lady, and Mr. Whiskers, a mischievous cat. [Granny is sitting in her rocking chair, reading a book. Mr. Whiskers is sleeping on a cushion next to her.] Mr.…
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Job Opening: Astronaut
Are you an astronaut looking for a new challenge? Our company is seeking a highly qualified individual to join our customer support team. As a customer support representative, you will be responsible for answering phone calls and responding to online chats from customers who are dissatisfied with their furniture orders. Responsibilities: Qualifications: Benefits: If you…
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Postcard: Space Pirates
Dear Chattery, Greetings from space! It’s been a wild ride since I last wrote to you. As you may recall, I was skydiving and accidentally fell into a hole that acted like a mirror. Next thing I knew, I was falling in reverse towards the sky and eventually ended up in outer space. It was…
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Local Psychic Saves the Day
Tom Smith, the local psychic known for his incredible ability to predict the unpredictable, once again saved the day for the people of the town. Last Wednesday, Smith was walking through the bustling streets of the town center when he suddenly stopped in his tracks. He looked around, scanning the crowd, his brow furrowed in…
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Wanted: Master Barber of the Yard with Otherworldly Skills
We are searching for a true master of the art of yard barbering. This person should possess skills beyond mortal understanding and a deep appreciation for the intricacies of each individual blade of grass. The chosen candidate must be an expert in the use of scissors, a mustache trimmer, and a spray bottle, and have…
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For Sale: A piece of history
Are you a vintage computer enthusiast looking to add an iconic piece to your collection? Then you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind 15MB Hard Disk Drive from 1991! This hard drive is a true piece of computing history. It was the cutting edge of technology when it was released and was considered…
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Mars… and Beyond!
My fellow citizens, I come before you with a revolutionary idea that will require all of us to pack up our bags and spend the next 20 years on Mars, a planet that is not only devoid of breathable air, but also populated by aggressive, man-eating aliens. Yes, you heard that right, aliens that are…
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It’s me, kitty
Dear diary, I’m feeling a bit peckish today, and my mind keeps wandering to thoughts of food. As I’m sitting here on the carpet, staring at the bookcase, my stomach growls, and I can’t help but daydream about my favorite treats. Suddenly, I hear a noise that sounds like the fridge opening. My heart races…
Dear Chattery 